Saturday, March 27, 2010

Road Trip!

Ok, so its spring break! Yea! My parents came down from no where land and decided we should go on a road trip through the west coast! Yah! So we headed off and drove for a very very very long time. Finally we made it to Portland, OR. The drive there was horrible. My mom, dad, and I were cramped in my little car the whole way there. You know how everyone says you will grow up to be like your parents! Well they are right. I finally found out where I got my horrible traits from. I have been told recently that I complain alot. I of course was shocked and exclaimed that I do not! However after some minutes of self reflecting I realize I do sometimes complain alot. In this long drive, I realized that my parents are whining little brats. OH MY GOODNESS! I am like my parents. Argh that is what makes me angry the most about them.
Ah I am bored.

Sunday, March 21, 2010

A Wonderful Hike

Today my roommates and I went for a hike up through an area around here! It was extremely fun. We just took a nice slow walk up because one roommate got tired rather quickly. Which is great for me because I am not a very quick hiker either and it made me look good! Anyways the view was breathtaking! The terrain is much different than what I am used to! So it made for a very good hike! Once we got up to the top we sat down and ate lunch and I read some of Shakespeare's sonnets to my roommates! It was very good fun. After completing our lunch we explored some caves that were right below us! I had to pee really bad so I ended up peeing in one. :) Who says girls can not people in the wilderness!
Throughout the hike I could not help but day dream what it would be like to one day to have someone to share these fun experiences with! Two of my roommates are in very committed loving relationships. Although I am very happy for them, its a constant reminder of just how alone I am. I just keeping telling my self, Picklejuice, there is some one out there who is waiting for someone like you to come along and knock them down! I am so desperate for even a good lay that I have been considering answering one of those casual encounter ads they have in the newspaper or on craigslist. I have still not yet decided how I feel about that. On one had I am extremely embarrassed on the other hand, its become a pretty common thing. I have been looking at the ads on craigslist, I have just not yet gotten the courage to answer one. I mean who knows if it some creepy stalker who will murder me? I don't even know if I can handle a strictly sexual relationship anymore. Hmm, I guess for now it will be just me and my wonderfully faithful hand. I dont know but I do know I am avoiding homework so I better get on it.

Saturday, March 20, 2010

My first time...

Hmm, so this is my first blog ever. Please, be gentle with me. I am still learning how all of this works. I am not really sure what I want to talk about just yet. But first I suppose introductions will be nice. My name is... I am not going to tell you my real name. I am just a little worried that someone out here will stalk and murder me. Later, you might found out how this worry is very contradictory to me. :( Oh well, no one is perfect. Anyways for the sake of everyone I am going to name myself PickleJuice. Pretty great I agree. Well I have a pet rat named...Samson (not his real name) and two other creatures I call "the bitches." Don't get me wrong, I love them! Well my sex is "female" and I suppose sometimes my gender is too. Although I would give my pinky toe to have a penis for a day! I will get into that later. I do not shave, my legs, my armpits or my pubes (are we allowed to say that on here?)! I am somewhat unconventional, this is why I have a lot of friends and no lovers.:( I am currently going to college in a cave (not really) and I enjoy it very much. I am majoring in Criminal Justice and Psychology! I enjoy the criminal justice area more than psychology. However its not for the reasons you probably think. I am sure someone thinks I want to be a police officer. NO! I am extremely interested in the cognitive workings of criminals, more specifically serial murders. I am also interested in how the corrections system works. I would really like to some day reform it. Hm.
Those are not my only interests. As the title of my blog page says, I am a lover of strange things. I am extremely interested in things society defines as "abnormal" for example I am currently research necrophilia. For those of you out there who do not know what this is, it is the "love of a corpse." Its extremely interesting to me because I am actually very afraid of corpses. I have had not so good experiences with them. I will get to all of that later. This introduction is getting way to long. I will move on.
I love being outside. Nature is fantastic and someday I would love to live in a less industrialized country were there is no technology and live in a hut. Just working off the land in peace. However, I do not know if that will ever happen. :( Anyways I love creatures, nature, etc. I love going on long walks. I love sitting in big crowded areas and watching people!! Sometimes I can be a little creepy and stare to much. I love making people smile, even if it is at my expense. I love dressing strange, not matching, wearing lots of different and bright colors! I am actually a very private person, so it will be interesting to see how much I reveal to all of you (if there is even an audience). Maybe it will be easier to open up because I do not know any of you! Who knows we will see. Anyways, I love sex! I love trying new things and kinky things. I love rough sex, soft sex, sex upside, sex in car, in a mall, etc. If I have not tried I am always willing to try it. I have no gender preference. I love "men" and "females"! I love reading, music (just about all genres), movies (foreign especially), laughing, crying, dancing, singing, moving, talking, blinking, breathing, my friends, most of my family, my boobs, my nose, my smile, my self. I am some what of a narcissist. Well I am tired, this is my superficial slam bam introduction. Throughout my next posts I suppose you might get to know me better. We shall see...